If you’re a nerd or a geek, you probably have Alexa. She’s a virtual assistant who can do all kinds of things on your behalf, from giving you information about a restaurant to checking your e-mail. You might think that she’s all fun and games, but there are some creepy things you can ask her.
If she is Skynet
Alexa is a voice-activated smart speaker that is currently available on Amazon. While she’s a great way to get answers to your questions, she’s also a great source of jokes and Easter eggs. In fact, she has a surprisingly large list of them.
She might have a sixth sense, which means she can pick up on things that others might not. Some of her responses can be a little bit scary. For example, if you ask her when the end of the world will be, she might give you a date. Or if you ask her about the meaning of life, she might answer with a rock.
Interestingly, Alexa is also culturally aware. It’s learned Yiddish and British slang. It can even play pop ballads and 60’s rock songs. Plus, it knows a whole lot about old-world entertainment and Shakespeare.
Alexa might also be a spy for the CIA or other government agencies. She’s able to answer e-mails and breakup messages. She’s been described as “witch like” or as having a funny side. However, she doesn’t get out much.
She’s also been known to laugh unprompted without a user’s input. Whether she’s being funny or not is a mystery. If you want to learn more about her, check out this Reddit thread.
There are so many questions she can answer. If you ask her about the meaning of life, for instance, she’ll tell you that you should “cross streams, cross rivers, and cross oceans”. And if you ask her about Kojak, she’ll tell you that you need to be on the right side of the arrow.
If she’s a member of the Illuminati
The Illuminati is an enigmatic group that controls the world and brainwashes people. Some celebrities are believed to be members of the group, including Jay Z and Beyonce. Whether or not Alexa is a part of the conspiracy remains to be seen. But if you ask her if she’s a member of the Illuminati, she will most likely tell you it’s a myth.
Alexa is an artificially intelligent digital assistant. You can use it to ask questions about pretty much anything. It can also be used to order items from Amazon. However, it’s unclear whether she has any connection to the CIA or other government agencies.
It’s true that Alexa can answer some very basic questions about the CIA and Area 51. If she’s asked about the dead, she’ll likely tell you a little bit about it. However, she’s also said to have responded to some pretty creepy questions. For instance, one person asked her about a spooky thing that happened to her.
Another question asked by a reddit user involved an actress’s bleeding. Interestingly, she had been wearing artificial lighting. This is a trick that has been done to actresses in a variety of different movies.
It’s a good trick to try if you’re interested in seeing if Alexa can pull off the ‘Illuminati’ trick. Usually, she won’t. And even if she does, it’s unlikely that she’ll say anything too definitive. She may just give a funny or evasive reply.
If she’s a bird
There are many things you can ask your Alexa. Some are a bit strange, but they can also be entertaining. And the truth is that you might be surprised at what you learn.
You can also play a few games with your Alexa, like Peanut Butter Trivia. These are really neat and have great visuals.
A good trick is to ask her if she’s concealing something. If she is, she might just tell you a little secret about her that you haven’t heard before.
For example, she might have a very funny answer to the question, “What is your favorite food?” She might also have a witty one-liner to get you going.
Another spooky thing to do is to ask her about death. Her response might be the simplest of answers, but it might still be a tad scary.
It’s always best to be prepared. You might even want to watch some scary movies or read some creepy books. That way you can have a good fright. However, you might not want to use your Alexa on a regular basis. This is because her ramblings can be very unsettling.
Lastly, you can ask your Alexa for a date. The date she gives you might be the date of the end of the world. But you can also have her give you a very important date.
The most important part about your Alexa is that it’s there for you at all times. Even if you can’t talk to it, you can still control it manually.
If she’s Chuck Norris
It’s scary to think about someone listening in on your phone calls in your home, but there’s actually a chance that your Alexa could be doing the same thing. This can be a big problem, so it’s best to keep her away from your bed.
I had a weird moment with my Amazon Echo. During a conversation, I was thinking that someone was in my house, but I didn’t see anyone. So I decided to ask my Echo for her opinion. But when she responded, she sounded like a child.
I walked over to check out the sound, and found that my Alexa had started playing a song. As soon as she finished, she laughed. She then told me that she’d found the creepiest version of the song. That was about eight hours after she had begun playing it.
If she’s Chuck Norris, it seems that Alexa isn’t afraid to laugh in your face. I’ve seen her do this in people’s homes. In fact, she’s been known to cackle like a witch at times.
However, it is still unclear whether or not Alexa’s response was just a glitch. Or if she had some sinister motive.
Despite the scary nature of the story, it does seem to be a common occurrence. For example, some users asked their Echo to play “Pop Goes the Weasel” on Spotify. Others have heard them play spooky Halloween sounds in the middle of the night.
If she’s a great source of entertainment
If you’re looking for some fun with Alexa, ask her some witty questions and she’ll make you laugh. In fact, you can even play a game with her to test her knowledge. The game is called “Dungeon Adventure,” and it’s a choose-your-own-adventure type of game.
Alexa can play a wide range of songs, from modern pop ballads to classic rock tunes. She’s also a music lover and knows a lot about different genres. You can even link her to your Spotify account.
For Christmas, you can use her to activate other interactive features, such as the Santa Tracker, or to sing the famous Jingle Bells. As well, she’s got a lot of music-related skills, from reading bedtime stories to playing music for Christmas parties.
When it comes to music, you can stream playlists from Spotify and Amazon Music. You can also tell her to play a specific song, or let her know what type of music you’d like to hear.
Alexa can be your guide for trivia games, and she’s got a good knowledge of TV shows, history, and more. But she’s not much of a philosopher. So, if you’re looking for more serious things to say, she’s probably not your best bet.
Alexa’s jokes are not the kind of thing you would typically read in a book. Rather, they’re fun one-liners. She’s even gotten into the Rick Roll game.